I think we can all agree we need a new president. How about Beto?
We’re going to do everything possible here to make that happen.
We’ll explain why he’s better qualified than the other candidates in the Democrat Party. We’ll explain why he’s so much better than That Man. We’ll show you the far seeing vision of a great hope for the Future. Beto.
From time to time, we may offer some direct criticisms of the other candidates. This is a necessary part of campaigning. We don’t mean anything personal by it. Okay?
Okay. Keep watching here for new entries about the best candidate for President ever.
